Marathon Monday
lalala-katiejones asked: you are my new favorite blog. i love bms <3
Aww, thank you!

Marathon Monday
lalala-katiejones asked: you are my new favorite blog. i love bms <3
Aww, thank you!
Moran, I always thought that you had little pussy balls, but today you showed me that inside that little pussy ballsack of yours are some other balls—bigger balls. Balls that, while still not as big as my balls, are bigger than the pussy balls I thought you had.
“Blue Mountain State is back for season 3! Watch a preview of the new season, then catch all-new episodes of BMS featuring Denise Richards, Chad Ochocinco and all of your returning favorites starting September 21 at 11/10c.”
Thad: Harmon, you do it.
Harmon: Hell no.
Thad: Somebody, just get his balls out of him! Alex! Somebody, do something! Everybody’s just looking at me right now and I need help!
[Blue Mountain] ‘State’ follows the antics of three freshman at a big football-centric Midwestern university. Of its star players, Sam Jones III (teammate Craig Shilo) is not expected to return for season 2 due to his arrest in October. The ex-‘Smallville’ actor (Clark Kent’s BFF) was detained by federal authorities on charges of alleged possession and intent to sell 10,000 oxycodone pills. No word yet on whether his role will be recast.The ‘Blue Mountain State’ football team will play another season, as Spike TV has renewed the sitcom, according to the Hollywood Reporter.
Blue Mountain State, you are a beautiful, television gem.
Thank you, SpikeTV
“A little strange? They play their sport on the hardest surface on the Earth with knives on the bottom of their feet.”
^ talking about hockey“Get back here! YOU’RE NOT DONE WITH MY NIPPLES!”
^ after a girl didn’t finish waxing his chest“Now go make me a sandwich. And I swear, if you put mayo on it I will flip out.”
^ being a little dick
—Radon Randell on Coach’s Corner with Marty Daniels